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Wednesday, December 06, 2006

The awkward devolution of a perfectly good night with friends

The following is a cautionary tale of how things can go terribly wrong when a mysterious drink is mixed with the company of free-loving male buddies and digital cameras.

It starts with the introduction of a mysterious drink called "The Snowbird", as presented below by Jason Drilling.

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As you can see things are going seemingly well.

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But then one starts to develop a wild eyed stare and a lust for traditonal Indian forehead jewelry.

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And then everything falls apart. You find yourself wearing eye make-up and cuddling with a shirtless guy named Bowe who you met only hours before.

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And then you start becoming a sexual deviant wearing pink boas and the occasional faux-diamond encrusted tiara that states "Rock Star"!

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Next thing you know, you're waking up on the floor wondering "why am I covered in pink feathers and what is this shit on my eyes"?

But it could always be worse. You could drink too much Sparks and have Will put his balls on your forehead while you're asleep.

Sorry Rob.

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