Cruise Fables Vol. 5 Romance In Piney Point
Love is complicated and it makes us do stupid things. We all know this. Last night a co-worker of mine let me read a "love letter" that a fellow trainee had written her, and it has provided me substantial evidence to support my theory that NCLA is thawing out cavemen and sending them to work on their ships.
The letter is as follows:
"I think your (not you're) beautiful. I love your eye. Woman let we be friend."
Verbatim. Those can only be described as the romantic musings of a cave person. WOMAN LET WE BE FRIEND!?!?!?!?!?! Am I in the wrong place? Is this an anthropology workshop I accidentally wandered into? I don't know what else to say.
I will leave "let we be friend" as Exhibit A. I rest my case.
posted by firebaum @ 1:28 PM
1 Comments:
At 10:19 AM,
Anonymous said…
I guess those Rhodes Scholars that applied took other offers. Maybe you can do some tutoring to make extra money while you wait for your MMD to come.
BTW,as a fellow spelling elitist I should point out that pallette is not a word (see last blog). Palate is the roof of the mouth. Palette is a painter's color array.
I think I've created a monster, but thankfully, a witty monster!
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