I give you BOVIS!

Long has it been that I have desired to front an awesome rock and roll band. After weeks of shredding licks on Guitar Hero and Guitar Hero II my dreams have finally come true. Myself and five other fellow rockers have come together to form BOVIS!!!



I'm excited to inroduce you all to the band!

Martin Bainbridge - Lead Guitar



Will Neil - Keyboards



Bowe Carter - Bass



Tracey Neil - More Bass



Dan Hagen - Drums



Me - Sexual Frontman



The most exciting thing about our band: Duel Bass players. It's Bass X 2!!! That equals MORE BASS!!! HELL YEAH!!!!

Groupies have already begun to form, solidifying our rock status. Baby-T's with BOVIS across the front will be worn by countless single 18 year old girls, and probably some men, and considering I'm the only single band member (sorry ladies and gents, the rest of the band is spoken for) I get to reap the benefits of everyone's rock and roll efforts!!!
Note: Don't let my boas and eye make-up fool you fellas, ladies need only apply.


As you can tell by my excessive use of exclamation points, I am very excited to be a part of music history!!! I will update you all on our musical saga as it unfolds, until then, fasten your fucking seat belts as we penetrate your earholes with musical genius!

WE ARE BOVIS!

Oh, and meet our roadie Rob Martinez.