Uncle Mike is here! Follow me children!

With my brother spawning and many of my friends expecting children of their own, I am starting to enjoy the virtues of being "Uncle Mike". It really all comes down to this...I can go into toy stores now and not be creepy!

Action figures, Mr. Potatohead, sea monkeys, matchbox cars, Muppetts! YES!

I encourage all friends, relatives, and casual aquaintences to breed so I might spend more time in toy stores and off the streets. Go make some babies!