Spring Training Oddities, Marvels, and Innovations
Scotsdale AZ. is a curious place home to mystery, intrigue, and brilliant drink innovations!
In the "strange events" column there were many. Take for example the abandoned baby we found in front of Circle K. Where did it come from, what was it's name, and most importantly what the fuck was it doing there?
One of the greatest marvels of the weekend was Scott Patton's shirt depicting a skull with wings breathing fire or something. I have no idea what inspired this, or worse, how to stop it. All I could do was stare.
The single greatest invention to come out of spring training was the Jason Driling creation "The Scotsdale Ice Tea".
1 part Skyy Vodka
2 parts Ice Tea
6 parts objectifying women
and 1 sweetener (not two!)
Awesome!
I encourage you all to visit Scotsdale sometime and experience it's warm weather, excellent libations, abandoned babies, and rich culture for yourselves.
Go A's!
In the "strange events" column there were many. Take for example the abandoned baby we found in front of Circle K. Where did it come from, what was it's name, and most importantly what the fuck was it doing there?
One of the greatest marvels of the weekend was Scott Patton's shirt depicting a skull with wings breathing fire or something. I have no idea what inspired this, or worse, how to stop it. All I could do was stare.
The single greatest invention to come out of spring training was the Jason Driling creation "The Scotsdale Ice Tea".
1 part Skyy Vodka
2 parts Ice Tea
6 parts objectifying women
and 1 sweetener (not two!)
Awesome!
I encourage you all to visit Scotsdale sometime and experience it's warm weather, excellent libations, abandoned babies, and rich culture for yourselves.
Go A's!
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