Cruise Fables Final Chapter: VINDICATED!!!

My contact from deep inside the bowels of NCLA's Pride of America cruise ship has just informed me that next February my former home/floating prison called The Pride of Hawaii is going to be de-commisioned as a U.S. flagged ship and sent back to the international fleet. Why is this happening you ask? It's only one of the most top-of-the-line cruise ships ever built? Well, according to my source it's due to mis-manangement. The very mis-management that was forced to diffuse a weekly mutiny during my short time as a merchant mariner. I'm sure the 50% STD statistic and the muiltiple outbreaks of GI didn't instill a lot of confidence in the crew or it's leadership either. So after only a year the Pride of Hawaii is proud no more and goes crawling back to Europe, herpes-ridden and managementless.

I don't want to tell my old supervisor Ronald "I have my head securely embedden between my buttcheeks" Fronda that he had no business being a manager, but he didn't. And cleary neither did anyone else on that ship.

Farewell Pride of Hawaii. My advice is go home, wash the stink off, and start anew. I did!