The Warriors make NBA history and I invest in adult diapers!

The Warriors are the first 8th seeded team to beat the number 1 seeded team in a seven game series in the history of the NBA! An achievement marked by recordbreaking attendence for a basketball game in the history of California, and me shitting my pants with excitement!


We didn't just win, we demolished, and we did it with hamstring afflicted Baron Davis who, despite his injury, still kicked ass! This is the first playoff series win for the Warriors since 1991, and the first time Owen Wilson and Kate Hudson have been to Oakland. The Warriors bring people together. We are America's Team!

As the playoffs unfold I will continue to believe, adult diapers on hand!



We did it!