Here's a glimpse at my day.
My work day primarily consists of Instant Messaging with my friends. I don't really do much outside of that. To give you an idea of my what my day is like here is an excerpt from an IM conversation I had with my friend Rob. (note that the conversation was accompanied by a random drawing of a brontasaurus eating a man for no apparent reason)
Robert Martinez: check this email
Robert Martinez: "303 Second St. will be having a blood drive Thursday, June 28th.
Please see the attached lackluster flyer for details."
Mike French: Lackluster flyer
Mike French: haha
Robert Martinez: and the flyer is so lame
Robert Martinez: some picture of a kid
Robert Martinez: i was on a class trip snowboarding and i lacerated my liver thanks to blood from people like you i can snowboard again
Robert Martinez: maybe you fucking shouldnt, jackass
Robert Martinez: you obviously are shitty at it
Mike French: hahahahahaha
Robert Martinez: i dont donate blood or organs
Mike French: you're a dick
Robert Martinez: check out someones reply to the email about the lackluster flyer
Robert Martinez: "Well, it’s better than that stupid flyer they did for kidney donation Monday."
Mike French: Who would respond to a kidney donation flyer?
Mike French: Who would just OFFER UP their kidney like that?
Robert Martinez: i think thats the joke
Mike French: Oh...
Robert Martinez: you donate blood?
Mike French: I've donated a few times
Mike French: I do my part
Robert Martinez: i need this shit to live
Mike French: I didn't give it all away, plus I got free cookies
Robert Martinez: i have lots of piercings, unprotected sex, tattoos, and im gay as hell
Robert Martinez: i try to donate, but they turn me away
Mike French: Hahahahaha!
Robert Martinez: check this email
Robert Martinez: "303 Second St. will be having a blood drive Thursday, June 28th.
Please see the attached lackluster flyer for details."
Mike French: Lackluster flyer
Mike French: haha
Robert Martinez: and the flyer is so lame
Robert Martinez: some picture of a kid
Robert Martinez: i was on a class trip snowboarding and i lacerated my liver thanks to blood from people like you i can snowboard again
Robert Martinez: maybe you fucking shouldnt, jackass
Robert Martinez: you obviously are shitty at it
Mike French: hahahahahaha
Robert Martinez: i dont donate blood or organs
Mike French: you're a dick
Robert Martinez: check out someones reply to the email about the lackluster flyer
Robert Martinez: "Well, it’s better than that stupid flyer they did for kidney donation Monday."
Mike French: Who would respond to a kidney donation flyer?
Mike French: Who would just OFFER UP their kidney like that?
Robert Martinez: i think thats the joke
Mike French: Oh...
Robert Martinez: you donate blood?
Mike French: I've donated a few times
Mike French: I do my part
Robert Martinez: i need this shit to live
Mike French: I didn't give it all away, plus I got free cookies
Robert Martinez: i have lots of piercings, unprotected sex, tattoos, and im gay as hell
Robert Martinez: i try to donate, but they turn me away
Mike French: Hahahahaha!

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