Dogs Victorious in Michael Vick Trial!

It was announced today that Quarterback Michael Vick has pled guilty to dog-fighting charges and funding a dog-fighting organization called "Bad Newz Kennels" (the name alone should be a crime itself). This is a huge legal victory for dogs everywhere and the biggest stride for canine rights since Budweiser abandoned Spuds Mackenize's ad campaign, and Taco Bell let that little Chiuahua go. Although this is progress there are still massive inequalities in the canine community. As long as dogs are forced to wear costumes by their owners this country will never truly be free, but for now we will rejoice as justice has been served and hope that Michael Vick gets raped in prison by a guy named "Dog", or at the very least a guy with a Dog tattoo.

Be free my puppies, be free!